I hate people that forward too many warnings as much as anyone, but this
one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on
deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around, do not
do it!


IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.


I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now...

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Wait! Even if it was a scam I'd do it, especially if the solicitor was cute.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LMAO, Irish.

Knock, knock, knock. Tick examiner, ma'am.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Sorry Irish.....I didn't mean to embarrass you!!! Deer Ticks can be scarey and I wanted you to be safe!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

No problem!I never knew,that Tick Inspectors,had to SUCK the ticks off,of
you.I guess that I'll have to study insect removal! Irish :heart:

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)