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Old 08-15-2004, 03:08 AM
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie bloke are sitting around sharing sex stories. The Italian claims that he is so good at sex, his wife rises a full 12 inches off the bed. The Frenchman says "Thats nothing, I give my wife oral and she rises 2 feet in the air". The Aussie goes "You blokes are shit, when I'm done, I wipe my cock on the curtain, and the missus hits the roof".
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Old 08-15-2004, 12:25 PM
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Old 08-15-2004, 01:13 PM
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Old 08-15-2004, 03:38 PM
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Old 08-17-2004, 08:52 PM
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Three Dogs

Three Dogs were at the Vet , A Lab , A Bull Dog , and a Rott . The Lab looks over and asks the Bull Dog what he was in for , The Bull Dogs says " I Chew up everything , I chewed up the Hose Pipe , The Garden Furniture , Then got in the House and chewed up the New shoes of My owner . They are gonna have me put to sleep ." Wow No Shit said the Lab. What you here for asks the Bull Dog , "Man I piss on everything says the Lab , I Pissed on the plants , I pissed on the neighbor , I pissed on the neighbors cat , I got in the House and Pissed all over the furniture , Now they are gonna have me put to sleep ." Bummer ! They Look over at the Rott What ya here for ? "I hump everything , I humped the cat , I hump the trees , I was in the House and My Owner got out of the Shower and dropped Her Robe , and when She bent over to pick it up well......... I Humped Her !" OH SHIT!! was the other dogs reply Now she haveing you put to sleep ? Hell No She is having My Claws Removed !!
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