
08-17-2004, 08:52 PM
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Three Dogs
Three Dogs were at the Vet , A Lab , A Bull Dog , and a Rott . The Lab looks over and asks the Bull Dog what he was in for , The Bull Dogs says " I Chew up everything , I chewed up the Hose Pipe , The Garden Furniture , Then got in the House and chewed up the New shoes of My owner . They are gonna have me put to sleep ." Wow No Shit said the Lab. What you here for asks the Bull Dog , "Man I piss on everything says the Lab , I Pissed on the plants , I pissed on the neighbor , I pissed on the neighbors cat , I got in the House and Pissed all over the furniture , Now they are gonna have me put to sleep ." Bummer ! They Look over at the Rott What ya here for ? "I hump everything , I humped the cat , I hump the trees , I was in the House and My Owner got out of the Shower and dropped Her Robe , and when She bent over to pick it up well......... I Humped Her !" OH SHIT!! was the other dogs reply Now she haveing you put to sleep ? Hell No She is having My Claws Removed !!
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