What sexual individual/team events should Pixies include should Pixies hold their only Olympics that best test--strenght, endurance & stamina, speed, and overall competition? Any would be athletes and contestants out there? Is there an event that you think you could take the gold home?

I’ve been training all my life for this! :jump:

I’ll be back with the official Panty Sucking Competition Rules. :drool:
…………… (It’s a team event.) :lust: :lust:

:d:

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I will take home the Gold in any anal event!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Are you really planning on giving medals for speed?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

If so I will take the gold in the 100 orgasm dash

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:drool: Fastest tounge east of the Pecos :d:

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MMMMM....I am *sure* I can medal in any sport involving lips and tongue

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My best chance for a medal would be in the Cumathon

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Synchronized Masturbation sounds like a good one to participate in.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I heard a rumour that the Pixies Coxless Four were looking particularly good this year.

Is it possible to combine the Cumathon and the Sunchronised Masturbation? Because I'm British so probably wouldn't manage to finish a Cumathon without some help!

I'm sure that I would medal with anything involving the tongue either individual or team. I'm very skilled with it and it is long enough that I can touch the tip of my nose with it.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Oh YEAH, Tess... synchronized masturbation sounds perfect and I've got just the partner in mind :lust:

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I don't know if I could medal in anything, but I could definately be a sparring partner if some of the ladies want to keep their skills at that olympic level.

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

I'll take the gold for pussy eating....hands down!!!!!!

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The Pixie Wheelbarrow Race.....