Is the olympics putting a cramp in anyone else's sex life besides mine????? Good damn thing they only happen every 4 years cause this watching TV til the ass crack of dawn and not spending that time sexing me up is for the freakin birds. OK I feel better Of course I'd feel a hell of a lot better if I got some

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Tell him they repeat things all day. When you need your own pole vault, it has to be there!

Sounds to me like you need to challenge him in the bedroom. Have your own olympics.

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And at least it's only two weeks every four years, unlike weekly football, hockey, baseball and Nascar marathons!

Tell Mr. Lil you're more interested in the broad jump.

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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

broad jump would work.... or the pole vault... co-ed freestyle wrestling? (hey, the women are wrestling this year...) (muff) diving...

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I didn't realize this was the first year for women's wrestling. Co-ed wrestling would definitely be fun!

What!!!!???? You can't watch the olympics while having sex?

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Try these sports:

http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgam...vie2_frame.html

Tell Mr.Lil that you want to start training for the women's fencing tournament for 2008.

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Use the Olympics for your own purposes, Lil. Make bets .

I'm the Olympic obsessive in our house, and it works to get me into bed. Course, it helps that it's a little nearer my time zone. Bejing in going to be brutal!

I feel your pain Lilith... Now let me feel something else and you WILL feel a lot better... :bsex:

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