OK guys and gals, gimme your best recommendations (and reviews) for male sex toys.

My wife is having some serious surgery in the next few weeks, and it's been a loooong time since we've had some serious sex, and it'll be at least 6-8 weeks until we can have it again...so with that in mind, she suggested I buy a new sex toy for myself.

I had one - it was a mouth-shaped silicone sleeve masturbator - worked ok but the beads that were inside it broke through, and now it's not worth much.

What ya got?

Thanks. :devilish:

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LMAO....OK.....This is so damn cheesy, Lil..... I am sorry ~~ I'm sure they're great. But who in the heck wrote their marketing literature????

"Our most realistic and visually stunning Mocha Butt Fleshlight is an indulgence for all the senses. Designed to replicate the intense, reluctant sensation of this most coveted penetration, this is an experience not to miss. Watch yourself slip in and out of the tight, smooth entry time and time again, and let your most erotic desires be fulfilled. Take one home today. "

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Here we go again....My husband would be disappointed to hear that I have never felt the sensation of a rollercoaster thundering between my legs...

"Have you ever felt the sensation of a rollercoaster thundering between your legs? Didn't think so. Thats because you haven't ridden the Pearl Thunder. "

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yes they are cheesy but the idea of a "fake" pussy/ass/mouth is doomed to be. I have no idea if the damn thing works....Mr. Lil only has one sex toy......Me

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I have a toy very similar to the one you described, but mine also has a silver bullet to make the tongue and lower lip vibrate. Woot! Now THAT has me seeing stars!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I never thought I would need a sex toy...
...but DAMN THIS CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!
Of course the irony is that if I had started with a
good sex toy years ago, I wouldn't have the Carpal
Tunnel Syndrome.

I don't know about the quality of their literature, but their toys are good. They don't have this idiot notion that the hole has to be ultra-tight in order to feel good--instead they get a tight feel from ribs that compress against the a rigid outer case. This means they don't tear at the slightest provocation.

I've seen the Fleshlight up close and personal. I really liked the way it looked and felt to my touch, and I know it would have to feel fantastic to stick a hard cock inside of one.... but visually it's lacking. I think a good old fashioned "pocket pussy", warmed up and lubed up, provides great stimulation for both the cock and the eyes. Better yet, get both and alternate nights :devilish:

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They come in various front designs.

Yep, and they look very realistic too... I love the way they feel, almost makes me wish I had a cock so I could try it out

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I've got a fleshlight w/4 inserts and boy does it work wonders

Try the following

Your hand

Pussy and tits

or a hard cock up yor arse.

Wildeye