>> TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS
> CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
>
> (9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer
park."
>
> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter
>
> (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple
a day."
>
> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
>
> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is
not a
typographical error.
>
> (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
>
> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A
> VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Those were great Irish! I like the M&M Prozac

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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LOL Irish, the Southern approach to the Viagra one os a little different. You get a can of Fix-a-flat with a suppository guide. Insert to inflate.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

lol! too funny, irish.

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The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose