ep·i·taph
1. An inscription on a tombstone in memory of the one buried there.
2. A brief literary piece commemorating a deceased person.


If you could write your own (1) tombstone inscription, or (2) burial speech, what would it say?

(yet another MBA essay question...and this one got me thinking too)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

If I could write my own tombstone inscription it would be something along the lines of.............
Oh never mind I just remembered I am supppose to be cremated..

So as a burial speech I would just have some one say.....


He wanted to make this short and sweet
Thank you for comming and thank you for
your friendship
Thank you for caring
and no I am not leaving anyone anything

so go home!!!!











Well I was just winging it here..........

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Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Be werrrry werrry quiet.
I am hunting wabbits.....


Story posts
First Crossing
A Secret Untold
Aimee: The Transition
Don't know where to Start

Mother, Lover, Teacher, Friend
Loved us all til the very end.

~or~

Lilith, lies here
eternal slumber calls
Did someone let the victims out of the dungeon?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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She didn't have had the best of luck but she faced life with open arms & a smile.

(OK, it's not the most poetic but the thought is there. I'm out of coffee & drinking chai tea. I PRAY this stuff has caffeine )

"Never More Than a Thought Away"

Mine would be something short.

"Don't look for me here, You won't find me. Look in your hearts, cos there I am."

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Pashkin, the Panther
Observer & Connoisseur of the Female Form
A re-introduction

MY LIVEJOURNAL

It's Me & Myself in graphic detail!

Pixies' Eminent Astronomer & Meteorologist at Hull & East Riding Astronomy Society

I'll be loving you always

I've had a wonderful time.

See you all next round.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

(((((Oldfart))))) ~~ that's damn close to my sentiment. Too damn close for comfort, in fact.




Have I told you lately how awesome you are????

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

NONE!! I told my wife,to have me cremated(against my religion).Pour the ashes,in the gas tank,of my bike,start it,& blow me all over! Irish
P.S.With my luck,the ashes,will clog my carbuerator jets,& stall the bike!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I can't think of much else than:

Aqua ~ He loved life.

“I tried to be the person my dog believed I was.”

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"Pardon me if I don't get up"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

"I'm not dead,
I just lost my stuffin'"

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How about this....

He didn't believe in God
And when he did, they argued.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney