there could be pervs. We can be sure that if there is life elsewhere, a small segment of that population must surely be perfect additions to the Pixies group. We don't discriminate, not even against extraterrestrials (never know how their anatomy may be enhanced out there in the cosmos).

Maybe Pixies could be the first porn site they beam into deep space!


I bet they can help us get some of these

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<---- I have always wanted to use that one... never had a reason until now..

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Yeahhhhh, that'd be wayyyyy cooolll!!!!

Gentlefolk,

You may find it difficult to believe, but “beam me up Scotty” teleportation is theoretically possible! Laughably beyond any technology that currently exists, but look at the rate of technology change over the last 50 years.

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it's be better than ads for houses and used cars.
very cool!

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The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Are we sure that aliens aren't already registered members? Hmmmmmm?

I seem to recall a thread where the postings were all like ...

Ooga, ooga, ooga
or ffft; ffft ffft;
or ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

Some of us thought this was cute, but could it have been secret alien communications passing back and forth.

Makes ya' think, don't it.

Why is that difficult to believe?

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PantyFanatic,

Teleportation, as exemplified in Star Trek, was like Star Trek itself, Science Fiction, not fact. Both are literary devices, not physical ones.

When introduced in the TV show, teleportation was like FTL and time travel, unsupported by theory as well as practice.

Customarily, I find it easier to believe in fact than I do in fiction.

You?

So which is it?

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PantyFanatic,

Just beyond some people's grasp.

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Fiction.

The problems it creates - both scientifically and philosophically - are far too many in number. That no one even has a theoretical model of how it might work that wouldn't create vast problems about the very nature and structure of our existence is testament to this.

So much as the aliens may like to beam themselves up a CowGirl or a Lilith - they'll just have to come here and get them.

Fact or fiction?

We've seen the things in operation in Star Trek, Blake's Seven, Doctor Who and many other shows.

Some of us have read vague stories about single photons being teleported across a laboratory.

The almost unavoidable trap of "seeing is believing".

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

No we aren't sure, but there definately have been some real good clues

You mean to tell me that what I saw on TV was not true? But I saw then dissappear and reappear with my own eyes. It has to be true. TV does not lie!

If there are any extraterrestrial pervs out there, they'll probably never know about our anatomical structure, esp. if Voyager is their first encounter with us...some may not recall that in the embossed graphics plate that was attached to the craft to show who, what, & where we are to who- or what-ever may find it, the powers that be decided that the pics of humans could not be totally anatomically correct...therefore any ET that gets our message may be able to listen to Chuck Berry AND Beethoven, but conclude that the creatures who created it look like Ken & Barbie...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

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