The Rules,


1) The female always makes the rules.

2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3) No male can possibly know all the rules.

4) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately
change some or all the rules.

5) The female is never wrong.

6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male did or said.

7) If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9) The male must never change his mind without the express, written consent
of the female.

10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11) The male must remain calm at all times unless the female WANTS him
to be angry or upset.

12) The female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know whether she
wants him to be angry or upset.

13) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Oh great!


Now they're gonna change them again! lmfao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Good...just so's that clear! I'll not be expecting any more trouble then.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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LOL Winston!

This is going on my fridge.

BOUT TIME SOMEONE POSTED THEM!

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

So let's start over!

LOL@Winston!

Who's got the duct tape to tape his hands from disclosure...ladies?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Very good.... now we all know the rules!

Carry on.

so they have to be changed again?

My head hurts. This is why I'm single, isn't it?

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

Wow they seem very simalar to the rules we guys follow, and numbers 2 and 13 are identical!

1) The male always makes the rules.

2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3) No female can possibly know all the rules.

4) If the male suspects the female knows all the rules, he must immediately
change some or all the rules.

5) The male is never wrong.

6) If the male is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the female did or said.

7) If rule 6 applies, the female must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8) The male can change his mind at any given point in time.

9) The female must never change her mind without the express, written consent
of the male.

10) The male has every right to be angry or jealous at any time.

11) The female must remain calm at all times unless the male WANTS her
to be angry or upset.

12) The male must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the female know whether he wants her to be angry or upset.

13) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!