__________________
~Tainted Love~

he's a performance artist...aka attention whore so I don't feel he's terribly genuine.

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OMG!

I ditched a job for a week and flew to San Francisco to make up with my sweetie when we broke up about 2 years ago....I walked right out of a meeting and was on a flight an hour later. I had no idea if I'd have a job when I got back.

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

McGowan, from Peckham, south London, is no stranger to bizarre stunts or being so close to the tarmac: in 2003 he spent two weeks rolling a monkey nut with his nose seven miles to Downing Street to protest against student debt.

Earlier this year he attempted to cartwheel 57 miles from Brighton to London to highlight the problem of people taking stones from beaches to decorate their gardens. He was forced to give up with a twisted back after four days.

And in 2002, he rolled across London singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" in an attempt to get people to be nicer to cleaners.

On May 5 this year -- polling day for Britain's general election -- he planted 100,000 kisses on a laminated picture of Prime Minister Tony Blair.

McGowan is single.


Ahahahahahaha!

Odd lot those Brits.

To start with, our fish don’t even have fingers, and when it come to kissing pictures of the bureaucracy leader, the wrong person is doing the kissing and it’s not a picture that can be kissed.

__________________

I once did something more to annoy my friend who thinks i can do anything and talk to anyone... of course he is wrong, but let's not tell him that!

Anyhow, he had just ponted out the stunning girl at the jukebox, who (he informed me) had walked out of her job as newspaper reporter to spend a year in Peru. I said well lets see how she's doing and got up, wandered over, leaving my friend cringing behind.

I pretended to do a double take while at the jukebox, returning my gaze to the tracklist shaking my head slightly. I had to do this twice before she said something like "erm...you liked you were going to say something?"

"no... i just thought i knew you from somewhere, but now i relise it isn't possible"

Very soon she was demanding to know why not and where. So i explained that she looked like a lady i had encountered during a recent trip to peru. She became very excireted, firing qestions at me.

I was busily giving my friend (who looked as though he might burst into tears at any second) a particularly smug look, when she asked another question...

"Which town?" ...

...hmm mentaly counted all the peruvian towns i knew. Realising it was round number less than one it was clear the game was up and i just started laughing and confessed everything.

Fortunately she thought this was all very funny, and we had a really nice chat before i returned to my friend.

And yes...everyone now says... You should have said Lima"