I thought that this would be a interesting topic to start on, so as the topic say's, I shall start.

I was pregnant at one stage and my s/o and I were considering a abortion anyway I had ended up mis-carriging and the s/o other blurted out and said
" Well it's has worked out for the better now we don't have to pay for the abotion "

So it's your turn now

Shit, that's pretty major!

One of the worst things a guy ever said to me, was after I'd given him a blow job. His words were: 'I've had worse'. I couldn't believe he had the nerve to say something like that and I've been somewhat insecure about my blow job skills since then!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

"Nice shirt...do they make them for men?"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I was having sex with my boyfriend and he stopped and looked at me and said, "You know your sister sure is looking hot lately."

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

"Stick-um up!"

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"I love ya"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

We were at the mall on my ex's birthday with a friend of mine and my friend and i were looking at shirts when he goes "You'll never fit into that you know."

He says "i really like big nipples, but yours will do."

no wonder i have a slight complex about my breasts/nipples
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he says as he rubs his hand on my ass as we are going at it doggy, "Is that all muscle or all fat?"

I got up and got dressed and never saw him again
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During a hot-n-heavy-dirty-talking fuck:
I say "OMG! I love your big cock!"
he says "OMG I love your big pussy!"

......buzz kill.....all activity ceased then and there.....but he DEFINATELY made up for it later

sometimes its just better to use Duct Tape right away

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

In my first year of university, I hung with the drama/SCA/newspaper/radio crowd. They were a bunch of geeks from all over the province.

I was 16 & loving their love of left-leaning life until . . .

One chubby, trench-coated turd said to me, "You know, you'd be really pretty without the pimples."

Luckily the Steph mouth was in gear & I did get a good reply in like, "Dude, you'd be attractive if you weren't a fat wannabe" . . .

Meh, it was just an outbreak due to the Hut. I got over it.

I told a guy once that a man commented on how nice I looked....he said to me, "there must not be much to choose in your town" geesh

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~Tainted Love~

ROFLMAO!!!!

Him saying, with his hand on my waist "wow, we've BOTH gained weight".

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

shut up and stay still.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

(((((hugs))))))

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas