When you reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yep.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

/me kisses wi's booboo.


oh...you meant your noggin

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Ouch!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

woot!

Talk about a silver lining to every cloud!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

you know what else sucks.




falling down the stairs

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Nah, what I hate is having to sneeze and not being able to-especially those really powerful sneezes that interrupt whatever you're trying to do otherwise, but never actually happen.

And of course, with my asthma problems, it happens to me all the freakin' time!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Oooooh yeah! Falling down stairs sucks!


And the elusive sneeze that pops up when you're jockeying the oil filter into place...omg, I hate that! Yeah...that's another scenario that involves me bumping my head.



Oh, don't get me started on cutting your tongue while licking an envelope! (no, not the fleshy envelope we all know I love to stuff & lick! )

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

i once bent down to tie my shoe and jammed the pen that was in my mouth against my knee and into my throat, gagging myself and injuring the roof of my mouth. that hurt ... but it was mostly just stupid

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I was ready to change my name to "pen" until I saw that part about jamming it against your knee!

I hate it, too, when you start to walk through a room and stub your toe on a chair.

...when I'm in a rush while gettin' in my car and bump my head on the top door jamb . Then look around to see if anybody saw me do it and act cool as if nothin' happened.

We're guys...that's what we do!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

1 word


concussion

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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True! and you know what else I hate....tryin to act cool when you're light headed and seeing double.