I'll give you a fudgesicle if you let me look at your hoo hoo.


Anyone else hear that on the preview for next week's "Desperate Housewives"?

Anyone wanna bet I never see the royalties?


And more importantly...




Anyone wanna take me up on my offer?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

my favorite treat and your favorite treat, a win/win situation

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Only if you change the fudgesicle to strawberry sundae.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Two fudgesicles if you want to touch my hoo hoo.



















































(I've always been respected for my ability to negotiate)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

As soon as I get out of "The Hut"!























*hears all the "ewwwwwwwwwwwws" as I leave the thread*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

SS ~ For a strawberry sundae...I get boobs too.

Lil ~ What's not to love? Both are sweet and tasty, and when held a long time leave a trail of yummy juice running down your arm. But crazy as I am...I've never wanted to fuck a fudgesicle!

Osuche ~ For two, I don't just get to look...I get to leer and drool! ha ha

Lixy ~ You're talking to the hut's snackboy, remember.

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.