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08-19-2006, 09:57 AM
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I think I once had that dream. 
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08-19-2006, 11:30 AM
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He looks quite skinny, too. I would have doubled my weight to er, escape. Yes, it would have been a matter of life & death.
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08-19-2006, 04:25 PM
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My own little world
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Oh I think I had that dream also!
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08-19-2006, 04:31 PM
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Well i thought this would have to be about Orli *L*
Now if it had've been Orli in a vat of chocolate...well now theres my dream  
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08-19-2006, 11:41 PM
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Great, now I've got the old Smothers Brothers song stuck in my head ...
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08-20-2006, 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scotzoidman
Great, now I've got the old Smothers Brothers song stuck in my head ...
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*scratches head* 
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08-20-2006, 10:15 PM
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"I fell into a vat of chocolate"
punchline is that after falling in, he yells, "FIRE!"...
...cuz no one would come if he yelled,"CHOCOLATE!!!"
can't help it, I used to find that histerically funny...
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08-22-2006, 04:33 AM
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Oh geezzzzz scotz! When you mentioned a Smothers Brothers song, and since this story was about a vat, I got to singing "boil that cabbage down". ROFLMFAO!
Ewwwww...now I'm thinking about chocolate covered cabbage. Talk about WAY OFF THE TOPIC!
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08-22-2006, 08:43 AM
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Not there yet.....
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I heard he needs volunteers to lick him clean!! Ladies.......... ladies............. where they all running off to? 
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08-22-2006, 06:34 PM
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08-23-2006, 07:09 AM
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How scared was he when he fell in?
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08-24-2006, 12:34 AM
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Also makes me think of the joke about the Irishman who drowned in the beer vat...after getting out 3 times to pee...
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08-30-2006, 08:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
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So would my wife!

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09-02-2006, 10:49 AM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Ahhh! Cocoa Butter,my lube of preference for many years.
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