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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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too funny!

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

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Eudaimonia

roflmao!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

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gotta love nerds

I'm white & nerdy. Awesome!

i had to listen twice cause i was laughing so hard, i missed alot the first time around

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

No fair! I have no ass to laugh off!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Sent that one to the kid!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Weird Al is just the best..............PERIOD

I downloaded my copy of the SW Holiday Special.

Love it!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

it's even better when you've heard the "original" version that that's done too...

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

No video yet by the looks of things but he's turned Green Day's song into "Canadian Idiot". Here's an early tribute on youtube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vYecaFLYWLg

And from the news story I read aboot it:

In “Canadian Idiot,” Yankovic sings: “Well, maple syrup and snow’s what they export / They treat curling just like it’s a real sport / They think their silly accent is so cute / Can’t understand a thing they’re talkin’ aboot.

“Sure, they’ve got their national health care / Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air / Then again, well, they’ve got Celine Dion / And dream of drivin’ a Zamboni / All over Saskatchewan.”

The familiar chorus of Green Day’s original song is changed to: “Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot / Won’t figure out the temperature in Celsiuis / See the map, they’re hovering right over us / Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous.”


http://www.canada.com/topics/entert...0431a1d&k=23720