that made you laugh in all the wrong places, along with the rest of the audience?

For me it was Pet Sematary. I noticed everyone snickering during the first half hour. Then when "Herman Munster" (Fred Gwynne) says "The ground's sour.", the entire theatre lost it. People were laughing so hard they were crying.

2nd runner up would be Child's Play. So many people were saying "How ridiculous" "Step on the doll" and then heavy laughter.

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Maybe The Blair Witch Project. After all the hype I went into the movie house expecting to be piss my pants scared and came out of it wondering if I could possibly get a refund. All I wanted to do throughout the movie was tell that girl to shut up.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

The Thief, The Cook, His Wife and Her Lover.

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I have two that I can't say which one is the worst, but they're stuck in my brain forever:

"Kung Pow: Enter The Fist." - I saw this for free and forced myself to stay to the end since I took the time to sneak into it. It was unbelievably god-fucking awful and so unfunny.

"Alexander" - Awful. Just plain fucking awful. I expected so much from this...

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The Never Ending Story. Only movie I ever fell asleep watching.

I'm glad someone else mentioned Alexander. Should have been subtitled The Worst Movie Ever.

That and the Forgotten. I wish I could get these combined 5 hours of my life back.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Something to Talk about. HORRIBLE chick flick with Julia Roberts. I can normally stand any chick flick but I wanted all of the characters in that movie to die in a fire.

That would be on my Top 5 list too!

With "40 Year Old Virgin"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Anything with Chevy Chase.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

The Brown Bunny was nearly unwatchable. Wasn't really any room for it to make you laugh at the wrong time though. It started sucking the second it began and continued to get worse.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The ultimate waste of photon grouping has to be 'Eraser Head'. It was the granddaddy of The Blair Witch Project type movie for the mutual admiration society of the artsy-fartsy elite with enough deep meanings about nothing to make Seinfeld look like a NOVA special.

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It's a toss up between "It's Pat" and anything with the words "Police Academy" in the title.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Come on now... the first Police Academy wasn't that bad.

I saw a movie called Short Cuts a long time ago... hated it.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

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Mae,

I thought The Adventures of Pluto Nash was pretty bad.

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