View Poll Results: Would you fuck a storm trooper?
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Hell yes, nothing like an over sized skeleton to get me horny!
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Nope, but I would do R2D2 or C3PO in a second!
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No sir, but I would do an orc from Lord of the Rings!
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I have lived in a cave for 30 years, what is a storm trooper?
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08-07-2007, 01:46 AM
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Ever wanted to fuck a stormtrooper?
From time to time I stumble over things on the internet that leave me puzzled... Princess Leia, in the bikini from Return of the Jedi, was a recurring theme in my teenage fantasies, but a storm trooper?
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/use-the-...p?autoplay=true
Somehow I never pondered the gender of storm troopers, I just figured they were male which pretty much eliminates them from the class of aliens I would want to have sex with.
And ladies, how sexy would you feel if you were wearing that?
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08-07-2007, 04:04 AM
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I understand that a phase rifle at close range, or a light sabre to the cervical joint of his armour does the job nicely.
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08-07-2007, 07:33 AM
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OMG Star Whores for realZ!
Aqua will be in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv!
I have had a strange urge to do Fett 
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08-07-2007, 09:36 AM
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That's so silly!
How's she gonna run in those heels? 
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08-07-2007, 12:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
OMG Star Whores for realZ!
Aqua will be in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv!
I have had a strange urge to do Fett 
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Lilith... you are quite right.  I would prefer there to be no mask when it came down to business though.
Now, about this Fett fantasy...

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08-07-2007, 06:54 PM
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*ahem*
I started laughing right away. I know who and where that is.
The Bunny Ranch.
I am not going to say ONE DAMN THING about how I know this, so don't even THINK of asking.
WW
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08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wicked Wanda
*ahem*
I started laughing right away. I know who and where that is.
The Bunny Ranch.
I am not going to say ONE DAMN THING about how I know this, so don't even THINK of asking.
WW
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I thought everyone would recognize Dennis Hoff, he's such a media whore.
That costume is freaking AWESOME!
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08-08-2007, 06:57 AM
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single, pert and firm!
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that looks ridiculous.
my Vader outfit on the other hand is very sexy. (insert lightsabre pun of some description)
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08-08-2007, 07:28 AM
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OK how about something for the rest of us Geeks a borg (think Jerry Ryan ) huh ?
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08-08-2007, 07:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emzo
that looks ridiculous.
my Vader outfit on the other hand is very sexy. (insert lightsabre pun of some description)
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Can we see?
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08-08-2007, 08:03 AM
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pixie of the wood
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OK how about something for the rest of us Geeks a borg (think Jerry Ryan ) huh ?
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resistance is fellatial.
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08-08-2007, 08:09 AM
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I was waiting for that lol
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08-08-2007, 08:09 AM
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"insert lightsabre"
God I'd love to see that movie.
In a forum far far away . . . .
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08-08-2007, 12:42 PM
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The only alien I would consider doing would be The Doctor (David Tennant though - none of the others).
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08-08-2007, 12:48 PM
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single, pert and firm!
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fair play to that
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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang
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