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View Poll Results: Would you fuck a storm trooper?
Hell yes, nothing like an over sized skeleton to get me horny! 1 14.29%
Nope, but I would do R2D2 or C3PO in a second! 1 14.29%
No sir, but I would do an orc from Lord of the Rings! 0 0%
I have lived in a cave for 30 years, what is a storm trooper? 5 71.43%
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:46 AM
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Ever wanted to fuck a stormtrooper?

From time to time I stumble over things on the internet that leave me puzzled... Princess Leia, in the bikini from Return of the Jedi, was a recurring theme in my teenage fantasies, but a storm trooper?

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/use-the-...p?autoplay=true

Somehow I never pondered the gender of storm troopers, I just figured they were male which pretty much eliminates them from the class of aliens I would want to have sex with.

And ladies, how sexy would you feel if you were wearing that?
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Old 08-07-2007, 04:04 AM
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I understand that a phase rifle at close range, or a light sabre to the cervical joint of his armour does the job nicely.
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Old 08-07-2007, 07:33 AM
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OMG Star Whores for realZ!

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I have had a strange urge to do Fett
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:36 AM
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That's so silly!


How's she gonna run in those heels?
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:05 PM
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OMG Star Whores for realZ!

Aqua will be in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv!

I have had a strange urge to do Fett

Lilith... you are quite right. I would prefer there to be no mask when it came down to business though.

Now, about this Fett fantasy...

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*ahem*

I started laughing right away. I know who and where that is.

The Bunny Ranch.

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Old 08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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I started laughing right away. I know who and where that is.

The Bunny Ranch.

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I thought everyone would recognize Dennis Hoff, he's such a media whore.

That costume is freaking AWESOME!
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:57 AM
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that looks ridiculous.

my Vader outfit on the other hand is very sexy. (insert lightsabre pun of some description)
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OK how about something for the rest of us Geeks a borg (think Jerry Ryan ) huh ?
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Old 08-08-2007, 07:36 AM
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that looks ridiculous.

my Vader outfit on the other hand is very sexy. (insert lightsabre pun of some description)

Can we see?
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OK how about something for the rest of us Geeks a borg (think Jerry Ryan ) huh ?

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I was waiting for that lol
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"insert lightsabre"

God I'd love to see that movie.

In a forum far far away . . . .
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:42 PM
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The only alien I would consider doing would be The Doctor (David Tennant though - none of the others).
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:48 PM
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fair play to that
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