Ever wonder what a rehearsal for a porn script would look like?

Check it out!

Now you know.

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Hilarious!!!

I'm coming, I'm coming, oh, I'm coming. I came.

Classic!

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

Throb, throb. My dick is flexing. Uh uh uh uh. I had a cum. Now it is on the leg. Look. It looks yummy, Here is more on the tummy.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I'm the lone ranger!!! new best line ever

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I'm like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation.

That was great!

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Eudaimonia

I'm sticking a piece of pizza up your ass.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

That one got me too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~