I love doing Pixie-ized versions of old songs. Here's one for ya' and feel free to add your own!

The Rattle of Early Mornin’
(To the tune of The Battle of New Orleans)

By Dicksbro

Bout’ oh-six-thirty, I turned her on her hip,
I turned her and I hugged her, then dipped my little stick.
I pushed it in her sweetness, then I pulled it out again,
And we wiggled and we ground a bit. I took her fer’ a spin.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

Well,, she bounced and she hollared, and she swiveled on me more,
I must have been a shakin’ like I never dun before,
The walls they a tightenin’ and she gave a final squeeze,
And the streams of liquid cotton, went squirtin’ if you please.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

Ol’ pricky was a stiffy and he had the big surprise,
If only I could hold til the time to let it fly,
I held it by her tummy, I could feel it really swell,
Then I let it burst a plenty like a cannon shot from … WELL …

It ran from my honey, and it ran from her cunny,
It ran down her skin where it’d never gone befo’
It ran so fast that the Kleenex couldn’t catch it,
Down from her tawt body to the silky sheets below.

I fired my gun, til it’s barrel almost melted,
Then I licked her and I kissed as we played another round,
I teased up her clitty then a’diddied her behind,
And when she bucked and jerked again, she truly lost her mind.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

It ran from my honey, and it ran from her cunny,
It ran down her skin where it’d never gone befo’
It ran so fast that the Kleenex couldn’t catch it,
Down from her tawt body to the silky sheets below.

Oh my....this had me just a gigglin'!!!

A true classic!!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Oh Danny boy, your pipes, your pipes aren’t rising,
From glans to glans, and down the smooth shaft’s side,
The pre-cum’s gone, and all the skin is drying,
‘Tis true, ‘tis true, it came on your new bride.

(Refrain)
But cum ye’ back when semen’s in the hanging sack,
Or when the legs are wrapped around your back,
‘Tis you’ll be bare on sheets as cool as fallen snow,
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, it cums and goes.

And if you cum, while her sweet puss is waiting,
And when you shoot your semen in her hair,
You’ll cum and cum, her lovely lips a gapping,
She’ll kneel and gulp the jism in the air.
(Refrain)

And you’ll feel it soften when she does her thing to thee,
And all your dreams will warm and sweeter be,
And should she fail to tell you of her love for thee,
Then stick it in and cum again for she.

Then stick it in and cum again for she.

Oh DB........... I'm speechless.

Those are absolutely great!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It is the Christmas season and so I'll share one more ...

Yingling Balls

Dashing through the snow,
Racing towards the barn,
I chased ol’ Sally Mae,
With all her fetching charms,
As we got inside the door,
I grabbed her and we fell,
Onto the soft fresh hay,
All was going well.

Chorus:
Yingling balls, yingling balls,
Look how they do sway,
First to the left, and then to the right,
As we romped there in the hay …
Yingling balls, yingling balls,
Look how they do sway,
I wish I’d had more endurance
When I had ol’ Sally Mae.

We got ourselves undressed,
My trousers round my feet,
I grabbed her by the waist,
Then fondled her left teat.
Balls and boobies bounced,
It must have been a sight,
To watch my rigid thing,
Aim for her pussy tight.

Chorus:

In just a minute or two,
I wanted to push my pride,
Into ol’ Sally Mae,
Who was laying by my side.
I was all hard and moist,
Looking forward to some fun,
But she took me in her mouth,
And drained me of my cum. O ...

Chorus:

My thingy has gone soft,
In Sally I haven’t cum,
My fluids all are gone,
And I am all but done.
Our time this day is through,
And I am drained and spent,
My chance for Sally Mae,
Has come and now it’s went …

Oh … Chorus:

Repeat Chorus

Now if that one ^^^ can't get ya into the holiday spirit, you truly are a Scrooge.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It's a gift DB

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Created a new one this morning just for this thread ... to the tune of "Earth Angel"


(oh, oh, oh, oh, wah-ah-ah, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Darth Vader, Darth Vader
Will you be mine?
The man in black
Plotting all the time
I want to rule,
To rule the universe with you

Darth Vader, Darth Vader
Like one big bedsore,
I fear you forever and ever more
I want to rule,
To rule the universe with you

I fell for you and I knew
The sting of your light-sabreness
I hoped and I pray that someday
You'll be my vision of dark happiness oh, oh, oh, oh!

Darth Vader, Darth Vader
Your helmet must shine
The man in black
Plotting all the time
I want to rule,
To rule the universe with you-ou-ou

I fell for you and I knew
The sting of your light-sabreness
I hope and pray that someday
You'll be my vision of dark happiness

(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh , oh, oh, oh)

Darth Vader, Darth Vader
Your helmet must shine
The man in black
Plotting all the time
I want to rule,
To rule the universe with you-ou (you, you, you)

Excellent db!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I liked this one I did a while ago ... (to the tune of Young Girl)

YOUNG SQUIRREL

Young squirrel, get off of my limb,
Don’t bite my nuts just cuz’ I’m a him,
Better run, squirrel,
Show me your buns, squirrel.

With those sharp teeth of a young one,
You’ve kept the secret of your bite,
You made me really think
You were only here
To give me cheer,
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,

Young squirrel, get off of my limb,
Don’t bite my nuts just cuz’ I’m a him,
Better run, squirrel,
Show me your buns, squirrel.

Beneath my branch, to the next one,
Your just a robber in disguise,
And though you surely know,
That it is wrong to be,
A robbin’ me,
There comes that look there in your eyes, Oh,

Young squirrel, get off of my limb,
Don’t bite my nuts just cuz’ I’m a him,
Better run, squirrel,
Show me your buns, squirrel.

So hurry home to your acorns,
You could have been a lovely star,,
It could of been right here,
Take that sword of mine
And make it shine,
Cuz’ now’s too late to go that far, Oh,
Young squirrel

Maybe you remember the song, "Young Blood?" Anyway, here's my Pixie-ized version ...

Young Stud

Swollen balls, swollen balls,
It’s dollar night at the stripshow.
Ring-a-dong ring-a-dong,
Soon it will be happy hour.

Tittie pasties, tittie pasties
All in holiday style,
On the stage there’s a feeling of Christmas.

Young guys laughing, old guys passing
Drinking doubles with style
And from the corner you’ll hear …

Swollen balls, (swollen balls) swollen balls, (swollen balls)
It’s dollar night at the stripshow
Ring-a-dong, (ring-a-dong) hear the song (hear the song)
Soon it will be happy hour!

Strings of pre-cum, lit by the bar lights,
Blink of bright red and green
As the patrons pump hard on their things!

Hear the pants bunch, see the hands scrunch,
It’s like Santa’s big scene
And above all this hustle, you’ll hear …

Swollen balls, (swollen balls) swollen balls, (swollen balls)
It’s dollar night at the tittie bar
Ring-a-dong, (ring-a-dong) hear the song (hear the song)
Soon it will be happy hour!

Swollen balls, (swollen balls) swollen balls, (swollen balls)
It’s dollar night at the tittie bar
Ring-a-dong, (ring-a-dong) hear the song (hear the song)
Soon (to fade)

very good DB!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Very awsome DB!!!!!!!!

Everytime I hear these tunes at work now I'll be changing the words.