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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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"There is unrest in the forest,
there is trouble with the trees,
for the maples want more sunlight,
and the oaks ignore their pleas."

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I think I know in which direction I'd fell the trees if I was the one who had to cut them down.


Did I say that right?

This looks like a project for Red Green!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I understand you IowaMan.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

It would take one day to reposition the panels. It takes how many years to grow the tree? You figure it out.

Mark up another one for Lawyer logic.

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Yeah, I heard about this about a week ago.

Hey, you don't get to destroy specimens of an endangered species and call yourself an environmentalist.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

You got that right!

Does that mean that if I build in the shadow of a tower block, they'll chop out the left wing to give me some sun?

The wanker with the panels had an option to resite them, but refused apparently.

The law can be such a bully.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

The guy will probably cut down the trees and then find there's another law he violated for felling a redwood and ill get stuck with a big fine. I suspect the sunshine law was really meant to prevent new high-rise buildings from "stealing" a neighbor's opportunity for sunshine. You watch, the guy will get the redwoods cut down and will get fined for that because of some obscure law against cutting down redwoods.

NO! Those are law offices.

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sad day for sanity.


anyone ever see the southpark about "smug" ... it's like smog, only worse and it comes from people who drive hybrids and think they're better than everyone and also from george clooney's '06 academy award speech.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Once again, it seems "common sense" is not so common after all...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

No, it's just another example of how far the law has drifted away from justice.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

...and pluck till time and times are done, the silver apples of the moon, the golden apples of the sun...

^^^that makes as much sense as the lawsuit!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~