in my case there is just so many things that i have done and lived through hell ask my favorite pixie chick bama she has spent time with me and my family and had to listen to it but if i had to single out the one that makes everyone giggle the most it was the time my cousin bryson put a live cow in my bedroom. i know it sound like a bad joke but the bastard was real of course bryson to this day denies it but i know it was him the only people in the damn house we me him and the girl i was dating at the time. all i hear is a loud ass MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and laffing as bryson runs out the back door of the house.

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I don't have anything to top that, but I have had some crazy experiences. I'll have to give it some thought and some good sorting before I post.

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hmmmmmmm stupidest thing i ever lived through??? alcohol posining as a teen !!!! i really thought i was gonna die, at one point i was actually praying for it LOL!!!

a cow in u room huh???ida had to beat the snot otta him!! LOL!

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Stupidest thing I've lived through..... ROFL. most of my relationships. Some of you know better than others. I played lesbian for about 7 years that was the dumbest....

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--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

Being a passenger in my brother's car while he was full of road rage. Once he threaded the needle between two cars on the freeway doing about 70... missed both cars by inches.

Another time he actually slammed on his brakes in front of a guy that he felt had cut him off. (The other driver was actually following the rules of the road, unlike my bro.) Our car did a 360 and ended up in the lane for oncoming traffic in an industrial area. Their are 18 wheelers up and down that road all day long... thankfully there was no traffic on that side of the road at the time.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these