I ran across this tonight while on a page called Elf Shaming (www.elfshaming.com) for those with Elves that tend to be more mischevious than others...however, these two lil' feisty buggers, are definitely up to no good! http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/201...kama-sutra.html

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

so damn funny

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That's a riot!


And a great source for some awesome holiday pranks at the store!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I love that Elf on Shelf dude and really wish he had been around when my kid was little. Pinterest is always showing pics of the little guy doing hilarious stuff. Although, this is the first time I've seen him getting it on with his little elf buddy.

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Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Hey, if elves didn't get horny, where do you suppose little elves would come from? Shoemakers cohabitating with cookie manufacturers?

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Everything you wanted to know about Elf sex .

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Thanks. That was actually kind of interesting.

^^^ perverted geek.

Wait, was I self-describing?

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With a few of the elf's latest antics.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Love those!!

WI, are you playing with Lilith's elves?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

No...but it did give me a good idea!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Awesome!!