Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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My oldest's favorite holiday.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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My second favourite holiday, after Pi day, which is also Steak and BJ Day.

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Why are pirates called pirates?


Because they arrrrrr!

Shiver me timbers hearties. Times near to have me some grog, hoist the timbers and go after the booty!!!! arrrrr!!!!

BIBI booty call?

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Yes please!!!!! lol

Let me discuss this with the boss?

I may be alive in five minutes.

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Shiver me timbers, I be late again fer it. Dang sundial keeps losing time every time we go under a cloud.

Late as usual.

What do pirates pay for corn?






A buccaneer. (.....a buck-n-ear).

Aye, me maties. Cast of fer Davy Jones locker.

Oy, Cap'n, where's yer buccaneers?

On me buccan 'ead ya fool!

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