I've never really given much thought to it, but I suppose there's a market for this.

What about you? Have you found anything out of the ordinary advertised?

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Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Mind blown *pow*

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"for photos, or when doll is not in the mood"


Like she would ever say no to a stud like me.


Which brings to mind...would it fit my Antonio Banderas Love Doll too?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

At $15.00 each, you may have to buy one just to satisfy your (and our) curiosity. In total opposition to our normal sentiment, in this case photos are probably superfluous.

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Not a fan of Antonio Banderas?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OK now that indeed does take the proverbial cake......shakes my head and wonders who thinks this stuff up!

With so many assholes around why would I need to buy one? lol

"Makes your meat look and taste like real meat."

Bacon flavored condoms and bacon flavored lube.

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...tid=71625&stc=1

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...tid=71626&stc=1

The company also makes a bacon scented deodorant called Power Bacon. According to their ad:

For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms and private areas. Using POWER BACON will probably draw everyone to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth: Beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, alligators, cougars, lions, and other carnivorous predators.

CAUTION: Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON! Do not use in Alaska.

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...tid=71627&stc=1

And remember: Never cook bacon while naked !!!

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Perfect for all of that porking we like to do!


And I'm wondering if Sasquatch uses bacon deodorant.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Only as a lure, WI.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Finally...a gift to rid us of those embarrassing tan lines!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That's just silly. Who wants to walk around with permanent brown socks on?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Perfect for people that wear khakis all the time.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hmmm ... Good question.

Gotta admit, though, WI did find an unusual product to use as an example. I wonder how he found it.


Not sure about the condoms, but, the lube might work. Especially if you like intimacy at breakfast time.


Tootsie Tanners?

I'll never tell.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

This could very well be a hot ticket item in the new year...

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