C'mon everyone..what's the worst that could happen?

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Great Poll! OMG, getting hit "down there" is so much worst than having a case of blue balls....which I get when I don't have the time or I'm the wrong place to have an orgasm. OUCH!!! :redghost:

I say getting hit 'down there' because you can work on a remedy for all the others. You can help a clueless partner to get a clue, you can add lube if it's too dry, almost any situation you're in where you would end up needing an orgasm will generally allow for some type of release, ("i.e., Excuse me, I have to go use the men's room..."), but you can't do anything once you've been hit 'down there' except writhe in pain. And maybe get an icepack...

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Having dry sex for a woman feels just like getting hit down there - so it would have to be both for me. There again, i've never given birth . . . .

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Well out of those listed it would be the clueless partner, but what really gets me is the clueless partner who refuses to get a clue. Even when you hand them printed out techniques, advice, and ideas from pixie's.

Some time back I was told what the worst feeling ever is while camping with some of the “big dogs”.
This same subject came up, and soon all the standard tails of confusing the water ladle with the lead ladle while making fishing sinkers and mistakenly drinking molten lead:whiteghos , etc. were told. Then an old fellow from the times when men were men and giants roamed the earth, stated he knew the 2nd worst feeling in the world.
He then told of the day he was hunting alone and nature called. After carefully selecting a hand full of good wiping leaves, he backed up to a log and lowered his pants. As he sits back over and down, he lowers the family jewels right into a bear trap!:redghost:
“WHAM”
After every guy hearing this, involuntarily CRINGES, SQUINTS his eys and COVERS his gonads, somebody asks, “If that’s the SECOND worst pain, what could be worse?”.




"When I ran out of chain!"

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YEP.. Getting hit there.. by far the worst.

zoiks!

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"I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. I say unto you: you still have chaos in yourselves." -Nietzsche

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