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Old 09-27-2002, 05:23 AM
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Talking S E X Mathematics

This is pretty clever.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
like to have s e x. (try for more than once but less than 10)










2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)










3. NOW....Add 5.










4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator................










5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1752....If you haven't, add 1751.........











6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number ....











The first digit of this was your original number ( i.e., how
many times you want to have s e x each week).










The next two numbers are:










YOUR AGE! Oh YES, it IS!!!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK,
IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?
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Old 09-27-2002, 06:59 AM
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Diva~ TY TY for posting anything Mathematical that reminds my Pixies math tutor that I suck at math!!!!I will now have the perfect lure....

Cute, cute, cute!
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Old 09-27-2002, 07:57 PM
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Lilith - I am working on becoming the worlds first human naked abacus, just to help you with your math ~lol~
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:12 PM
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Glyndwr~ you are soooo good to me
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:20 PM
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It is a sacrifice I am willing to bear (bare?)
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:56 PM
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Old 09-28-2002, 06:41 AM
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Sorry Diva, I can't count that high.
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Old 09-28-2002, 08:35 AM
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does it really have to be less than 10?
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Old 09-28-2002, 10:53 AM
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that was cool Diva
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Old 09-28-2002, 03:44 PM
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Jeez that was just too accurate, and I'd almost convinced myself I was only 25....arse
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Old 09-29-2002, 12:48 PM
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LOL Horny Devil! I thought the same thing! Sex less than three times a day?!?!
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Old 09-29-2002, 01:26 PM
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What MissX you mean you arent 25????
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Old 09-30-2002, 05:08 AM
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So she's not just a pretty face (and other bits)!
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