
10-08-2002, 09:10 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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Hey LixyChick,
this one's for you, hun! enjoy!
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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