This isn't a wedding joke, is it?

A slut sleeps with everyone.
A bitch sleeps with everyone but you. :)

Yep.

Phew! I almost said something stupid, huh? :p

And that would be different how?

This is different because of the word "almost". ha ha

It's almost different?

I wonder if the word "almost" was made up by weather forecasters. It has all the characteristics of a good forecast by combining "all" and "most". Although, if they did create it, I'm surprised they didn't combine "some" into the world ... "almostsome." You know, like the chance of rain is almostsome. (no groans, please. :) )

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