Although I am absolutely convinced that at least one of these is photoshopped, I know of the existence of at least two of the others. So at least some are legit:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamise...d-product-names

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Amazing. LOL!

Do not underestimate the delight of a "Golden Gaytime" until you have wrapped your lips around one

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

A "Golden Gaytime" has been the undoing of many a young man on a hot afternoon.

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I think I once got some of the Barfy at the Save-A-Lot store. It was right next to the Only Puke and the Shitto. I wish that stocked some of the Original Breast Munchies instead.

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Mmmm Mmmm Good!

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Eudaimonia

Actually remember the "Ayds" diet candy. The brand long preceded the disease, & was in fact already in decline when AIDS became a thing.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Yep, Scotzoid, that was one of the two I am convinced is legit (the other being the "golden Gaytime"). However, I am equally convinced "Soup for Sluts" was photoshopped.

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Golden Circle SARS is also Aussie.

Golden Circle is a company which has pineapple rings and juice as it's primary business.

The SARS is, of course, Sarsparilla.

That makes 3 real products.

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Cemen Dip is real.....made with cumin as one of the ingredients lol

Fagottini pasta is real. It is put out by President's Choice, a gourmet line of products sold in stores in Canada.

The link takes you to a Negrito Bimbo commercial...so it is real too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlJSZstj0KE it is a tad questionable lol

Urinal Hot Drink is real too....it promotes cleansing the bacteria that forms in the urninal tract.

The home of Pee Cola, Accra ,Ghana's Capital in Africa, so it is also real

Slut Soup is put out by the same company that has Cock soup....just an language problem from Asia, home to crazy English interpretations.

Personally, I think they are all real.

I don't have a problem with it. lol

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Cool: while we're at it, would you like to buy this bridge I have for sale? It's in the New York area.

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I used super sleuth expertise to investigate those products I listed and no thanks I am not in the market for a bridge at this time, for I am too busy investigating products online!

Now I'm thinking about how cannibals would make slut soup.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

One at a time. You don't squander a precious resource.

BTW, you know the difference between a slut and a bitch?

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