10-27-2002, 10:25 PM
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Registered Dork
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Personal question
So who's having sex right now?
Anyone out there typing with one hand?
We'll be able to tell, ya know....no caps, many mistakes....we can tell...........
Obviously I am not having sex at this moment.  |
10-27-2002, 10:34 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
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sex??? what is that?? I think I need a refresher course... I am about to degress back to my virgin state...
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10-27-2002, 10:41 PM
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Registered Dork
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I hear ya.
My vibrator finally kicked the bucket so I'm gonna be without for a while...........YIKES.....*shiver* just scared myself!
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10-27-2002, 10:53 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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ROFL... god help my if my bullet quits...
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10-27-2002, 11:13 PM
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Registered Dork
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No kidding....I even wrote an Ode to my vibe somewhere here.
And I don't DO poetry.  |
10-28-2002, 03:18 AM
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Now known as Loulabelle
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Looks like this is going to become the 'Who's definitely NOT haing sex thread?'!
And RG - Commiserations about the vibe. I had a short lived but passionate love affair with one recently. I loved it so much that I broke it after a week and nov it doesn't vibrate any more. 
It's a good thing I have a back-up on stand-by!
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10-28-2002, 03:35 AM
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Yeah...what the hell is up with the quality of vibrators these days?? Two of mine stopped working last week, including my favorite one. *cries*
They're meant to be used aren't they...these are not objects that we hide in the back of our closet and forget all about!!!
Oh well...back to doing it the old fashioned way.
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done
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10-28-2002, 10:02 AM
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This is my BOOMSTICK!
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wut wass teh quesstiioooooon..mmnnm..ahhhh
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10-28-2002, 11:27 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
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oh no ladies sorry to hear about your vibrators....... maybe I've have something that might work for you..
Fors sale/rent
1 FussyPucker
Requires no batteries
Many additional features
Built for comfort not speed
Very low running costs
Rarely breaks but is self repairing 
hehehe anyone requiring a test "ride" please contact......
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The Special One!
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10-28-2002, 11:36 AM
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-28-2002, 12:51 PM
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Dont forget the shower head ladys for the afternoon pick me upper
Chris you said you wore out two Vibrators this week, cant you get friction burns that way?
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10-28-2002, 02:53 PM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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so on one hand i wish i were a vibrator, plenty of action, buuttttt,,,,,,,,,, on the other side, would not want to be used and discarded,, i get that now!
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Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!
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10-28-2002, 04:49 PM
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Not me Definitely out of practice. |
10-28-2002, 05:22 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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If I was having sex with someone (which I'm not), it would be rude to ignore that person and chat with my Pixies friends, no?
And if I was... entertaining.. myself, I would probably post a thread about it... hmm, that gives me an idea...
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-29-2002, 05:09 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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Not only am I having sex right at this moment.......(I say as I lean across his chest, tits in his eyes, to reach the keyboard) I am also.......
1) Cleaning my oven
2) Swimming the English Channel
3) Solving the mystery of the meaning of life
4) Bringing World Peace
Whew! I gotta stop this multi-tasking........it's getting in the way of my perving at Pixies!
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