>
>Why ARE Men Happier? Men Are Just Happier People-
>
>What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
>pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
>shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is
>your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
>because this one is just too icky.
>
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
>rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
>them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
>shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
>your friend.
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
>are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
>its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
>can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
>with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
>mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes. No wonder men are happier Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

/me has to check her pants
ok. whew! got scared there for a sec...thought i might have been a man after all.
no worries...it's all good down there.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Let's not forget the main reason for our happiness...




We get to love women!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

and dont forget they can piss three to a stall at drive-ins and dont have to 'hover' at the gross movie theatres