If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

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I'd want to masturbate from the little platform high above the crowd and after I had my orgasm I would dive into the little pool of water (and such) below.


Oh yeah, this isn't your grandparent's circus............ may want to put a X-rating on this one.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Loin tamer.

It's a three ring circus, owned by my uncle and two other arseholes.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

those dudes who drive the motorcycles around the cage. crazy cats

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Oh Man...I hate the circus. And Zoo's too!

I'd have to pick the trapeze chick. Doesn't involve animals doing unnatural things! *shudder*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

For Lil's sake, I may have to take on the job feeding clowns to the tigers.

Lions won't eat them because they taste funny.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I thought we were supposed to gird our loins, not tame them.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I want to be the person who walks on glass and nails and swallows fire...all in a day's work

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney