little picker-upper, no pun intended. haha Elderly, Mr. Jones, lived in
a
> >nursing home. One day, he walked up to the nurse and said, "My penis
died
> >today." The nurse, knowing Mr. Jones's health problems, decided to go
> >along with his statement and replied, "Oh, I am so sorry to hear that,
Mr.
> >Jones." The next day, the nurse saw Mr. Jones walking down the hall with
> >his penis hanging out of his pants. She said, "Mr. Jones, I thought that
> >your penis died yesterday?" Mr. Jones said, "It did. Today is the
> >showing."
> >

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