Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in
front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far.

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles