I forget the name of the movie,I think it was American Pie, but the apple pie thing looked very interesting.When I dont want to masturbate I make Sadora do it.As for you ladies Why on earth would you ever need to masturbate when there are sooooo many horny eager men,not to mention the fact that 90% of all sex toys are designed for womens pleasure though there are some out there for us guys rubber mouths,and vibrating pocket pussies, but where are our vibrating panties or humming birds for men ,you ladies have all the resources you need as you can see the men are resorting to power tools ,but I hear they work on women as well, attach a dildo to a drill and see what kind of fun you can have.

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It was me,I did it.....
I killed you with buttons and bows....
all those clothes......
while you slept.
Rodger Waters