01-25-2006, 07:13 PM
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The Worst Thing A Woman Has Said To You?
Time to return the favour. Its not just the blokes who say the wrong things. Lets hear what the women have said.
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01-25-2006, 07:16 PM
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Heres Mine
While trying out a new position and lining up, she screamed at me "Just get it in!". Nothing like that sort of thing to upset the hydraulics. I should have dumped her there and then...
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01-25-2006, 07:17 PM
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Girlfriend: I fucked <best friends name> last night.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-25-2006, 07:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aqua
Girlfriend: I fucked <best friends name> last night.
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Ouch! Was it an out-of-nowhere comment?
Aqua: Please pass the salt.
Aquaesse: I fucked Dave last night.
OUCH! What a bitch!
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01-25-2006, 08:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steph
Ouch! Was it an out-of-nowhere comment?
Aqua: Please pass the salt.
Aquaesse: I fucked Dave last night.
OUCH! What a bitch!
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That's almost how it went down. I was finishing up closing the place where I worked. The fucked up thing was her and I had sex the night before, she went to 'Dave's' house afterward.
I swear, the top 100 worst things a woman ever said to me were all from the same person. Obviously I stayed with her FAR too long.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-25-2006, 08:18 PM
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Top one-freaking-hundred?
You could write a bitter short story?
Was that the end of it?
Sorry for being so curious, it's just unbelievably brutal, Aqua!
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01-25-2006, 08:27 PM
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Oh no... that was just the beginning. I was so whipped when I was with that woman, it's not even funny. She ended up dumping me for a guy she went to school with and I am soooooo glad she did. It hurt like hell at the time, but I basically got my life back. A couple weeks later when she wanted to get back together with me I was able to give her a friendly 'Hell no.'
Bonjour Jacques!
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-25-2006, 08:33 PM
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Bonjour Jacques!
OK, one more hi-jack . . . and you learned WHAT from that?
cuz I've been going through a break-up with someone who should have treated me better & I've thought about the good times lately but a mutual mod friend talked about learning from such shit relationships
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01-25-2006, 08:38 PM
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I learned to trust myself to call bullshit and walk away from a relationship that is going to be one-sided and without compromise. I also learned that there is no sense trying to get someone to change, 'cause no one really changes unless THEY want to.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-25-2006, 09:09 PM
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MY MY! What a unique story.
Don't we wish it was?
What is it they say, ............ "you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find the prince."?
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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01-25-2006, 09:18 PM
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Mayhem has a good one to add...something his ex told him....I laughed my ass off in incredulessness when i heard it... Lizz says when she hears it "No Fucking way! She didn't REALLY say THAT!?!?! OMG *laughing until i cry* that's horrible!!"
I'll let him tell it if he chooses...
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01-25-2006, 09:28 PM
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The worst thing a woman ever said to me ……….
“Hi I’m Steph. ”
:cursed: <--- noose around neck, gun to temple smilie
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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01-25-2006, 11:28 PM
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Pretty much everything.
"Is it in yet?"
"Sure i will go with you. Just go buy the tickets. (her thinking: once you buy the nonrefundable tickets i will cancel on your ass)
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01-25-2006, 11:30 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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worst thing?
well there are a few things.......mostly its the lack of conversation period.
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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01-26-2006, 04:25 AM
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Freeze!
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Well how about this one. I was having sex with this girl and we were going at it for a while, she's there lying like a dead fish and she says to me "are you done yet?"
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