No. Not a chance in hell. They're my biggest fear in this world.


Would you ever try to do a semi-major plumbing repair yourself?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Only if it didn't involve a toilet or septic tank

WYE walk past a stranger and say she's got a cute tush?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I might tell someone I know who I'm walking with ... but not the stranger.

WYE get undressed in front of strangers?

I have in a lockerroom after a workout

WYE buy your s/o a vibrator?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Well yes, but that's just buying myself a present since he'd only use it on me


WYE exhibit yourself "accidentally" to someone?

Probably not generally unless we're talking Pixie pics or naturist resorts or, my wife.

WYE take a pee along a trail in the woods?

Been known to do that!

WYE lie naked in the sun on a nudist beach?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........