Too true, Boog!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

It was maybe a couple of years ago, the mrs. & I were heading to her folks' farm to pick up our youngest, when I used Mrs Zoid's inability to refuse a dare against her...driving down the isolated back country roads, the subject of BJ's came up, and of course I looked at her & said, "You wouldn't dare!"...


She did make sure there was no one behind us who might be able to see in the minivan, but she was intent on proving me wrong...

We were too close to our destination for her to finish the job, but she got her licks in

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Never tried intercourse whilst driving but have had a BJ twice...now THAT was interesting!

Does having sex on a parked motor-bike count?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Sure, we'll count that. Anyway, I'm impressed that someone could really have sex on a motor-bike. I'd try that and it'd tip over, break my leg and leave us pinned until the cops arrived and found us in a compromising situation.

... er ... back to the question ...

Best we've done is a bj while I was driving. Certainly made the time go by faster. Second best was pulling off onto a side road and having some fun before resuming our trip.

First, I am NOT stupid or suicidal, so I am careful.
Intecourse astride the driver is a lot of fun, and kills time while driving along endless, remote roads, and the old Ponch causeway. There are huge advantages in being my size when fitting between a driver and the steering wheel.
Mmmmm maybe 4, 5 times, I think.
I have given head to a (male) driver so many times I am not even going to try to guess how many, most recently yesterday. I do try to guess in advance if he is going to need to pull over at the "moment of truth".
I have let a few partners have fun with me when I am driving, mostly a little touching, kissing parts of me, and a little fingering. Leigh in particular loves to use a toy on me while I am driving, but I ALWAYS pull over if I am going to orgasm.
One reason I love limos is having fun in the back while someone else drives.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

Never have I got that close to the driver. I have had toys along to keep me company while he glances over my way to watch or offer instructions.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

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