Now ya think cats would learn eh....noooooooooo.

Simvar my Ragdoll, jumped into a fishtank today again. Said fishtank has about 12cm of water in the bottom to growout some java fern. Welllllllllllll cats and water dont mix *L* He went to jump out the other side and hit the glass lid, goinked his head then panicked cause he couldnt get out, then proceeded to run around and around the tank making a whirlpool and him soaking wet. Finally he found the half to jump back out and then left a trail of water after himself...giving us the major stink eye on the way through cause we didnt help, couldn't we were laughing too much...*LOL* Stupid cat! Let see if he'll try that a 3rd time

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He will, and it will still be funny.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

My ex and I had a cat that often repeated idiot things. Curosity was a compelling habit.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Which is why "curiosity killed the cat" so to speak.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Cats can be stupid to the point of fatality.

Dogs can be loyal to the point of fatality.

Crocodiles cand be hungry to the point of your fatality.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

We have that issue with tourists.

How the numbers chomped isn't in the dozens each year is an ongoing mystery to me.

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