ROFLMFAO!

Just when us ladies FINALLY.....FINALLY......get some major attention we have so rightfully earned and deserve.......here we go again with the men trying to steal the spotlight! Men have always (throughout history) had special occasions proclaimed just for them!

Columbus Day! (That wasn't Christine Columbus!)
St. Patrick's Day (NOT St. Patricia!)
President's Day (Have we ever had a woman president in the U.S. to date?)
Easter (Duh! Not for a woman either. Even the Easter Bunny is perceived as male! And if truth be known, this pisses me off cause it's us woman (chickens) who lay the friggin eggs!)
Christmas (Um....need I reiterate?)
Martin Luther King's B-day (Martha Luther King? I think not!)

OK....there is Mother's day........but I'm not a mother (though I've been called one from time to time....but I digress) and I know alot of woman who aren't either, so we are left out of this one again!

And then there is the "generic" Groundhog Day". But if you all want to know the truth......the groundhog's name is Punxatawny "PHIL".....that's right.....Phil! Not Philamena...Phillip....Phil!

And now........NOW...you want to add another thing to my already busy schedule? What happens if I forget to stop at the grocery store on my way home from my 40 hour+ weekly job? Will you sulk and think I need to perform "the best blow job" to ever be known by man? Will you refuse to eat the pork and beans I so conviently have on reserve in the cabinet.....in lieu of the steak that you "bring home the bacon" for? And that's another thing........if you are going to proclaim to "bring home the bacon"........then bring home the fuckin "bacon" for crying out loud! YOU go to the grocery store and pick out that wonderful steak......(as if I never make a steak anyway)!

I mean....it's not like you never get a steak and blow job. Maybe not always in the same night (or month) but it happens! And who shops for it, prepares it, cleans up after, does all the rest of the chores and then gives you the blow job you've been sitting and relaxing and waiting for till I get done all those chores?


OMGGGGGGG! I always like to play the devil's advocate! I'll get off my soapbox now!

*Please know.........I am truly only kidding here! I am not male bashing......I am just showing the other side of a situation as it could be perceived by a worn out woman of the millennium!)

HAPPY STEAK AND BLOW JOB DAY!!!!!!!!

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