8279

Virginia law states that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

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8280

In Florida, it is considered an offense to shower naked & you may not kiss your wife's breasts.

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8281

In Iowa, kisses may not last longer than 5 minutes.

(Wonder what the punishment is for this one?)

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8282

Massachusetts law dictates that a woman may not be on top for any sexual activities.

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8283

In New Orleans, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

**Giggles.. guns the engine**

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8284

You better keep things clean... in Oregon it is illegal to whisper dirty words into your partner's ear during sex.

(Like, who is gonna turn you in for that?)

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8284

In Arizona you may not have more than 2 dildos in one house.

(Some lawmakers had waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.. )

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8285

In Little Rock, Arkansas, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30 day jail term.

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8286

Names for sexual positions... and what they are..

The Backstairs Boogie -- Kneel in front of your partner at the landing of a staircase, both of you facing the stairs, your bodies meshed tightly. While you reach up and hold on to each side of the staircase for support (or to the stairs themselves), he holds your hips and penetrates you from behind.

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8287

G-Spot Jammer -- The woman lays on her side in an L shaped position. The man also lays on his side, his head towards her feet. He enters her, and she can stabilize herself by placing her feet on his shoulder or neck. You get great penetration, not to mention good G-Spot contact.

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8288

The Bridge -- The woman needs to lean into and arch,(start off the ground or bend the back)she needs to be supple! The man then grasps the hips and enters her, this is a slow motion position don't go too fast!

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8289

Float Your Boat -- This would take place in a whirl pool or the shallow end of a pool. The woman lies on her back and has to stay afloat while the man straddles her legs and penetrates.

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8290

The Wheelbarrow -- The woman should rest her arms on a chair while the man lifts her legs and supports her while she wraps her legs around him. He should then proceed. This is very similar to the Upside-Down, yet involves the use of a chair.

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8291

Planning Assistant -- Both man and woman lie on their backs, with woman on top of man. This allows for deep penetration when the woman arches her back away from the man, and makes both breast and clitoral stimulation quite easy. Both partners can stay parallel to one another, or may gradually move around so that they are "crossing" one another, at a 90-degree angle or so.

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8292

Upside Down -- The woman lays on her back and allows the man to enter her. She then wraps her legs around him as he lifts her up. She should hold onto him with her legs. She puts her hands on the floor as if she is doing a hand stand. He then proceeds.

(And then he proceeds.. lol)

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