08-06-2003, 09:16 PM
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^^Good Morning Mister/Madam President^^
What's your first executive order?
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08-06-2003, 10:00 PM
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Give me the morning salute.
(that's done by lifting the front of that skirt of course):lust:
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08-06-2003, 10:01 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Execute George Bush for kidnapping the government and due process...killing Americas in Iraq...and being a general gnome.
OK...a little extreme...but a gal can dream
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08-07-2003, 12:38 AM
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yada, yada, yada
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I'd make the oval office clothing optional. (Not to rip off Clinton's idea, or anything)
Oh yeah, and then I'd institute a flat tax, balance the budget, reform the spending for useless programs and divert that money to social security and health care, increase benefits to the military and civil service, ect. ect. ect.
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08-07-2003, 01:15 AM
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This space for Rent
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I would get a bj from every intern in the office, of course no-one would care since I am single
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08-07-2003, 01:39 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Woo hoo! Me? President of America.....well now....let's see:
It's COLOUR, with a U, GREY, with an E, and it's AL-U-MIN-I-UM not aluminum!!!!!!! Hehehehe
Only kidding, you guys.....you know I love you all. xxx
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08-07-2003, 01:53 AM
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Now Seating
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Id use my presidential powers to build myself a beautfiul house, not to big and not to small, in Victoria, British Columbia. have a nice big hot tub/swimming pool and invite all my pixies to come and chill wid me ^.^
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08-07-2003, 03:29 AM
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Just me.
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"Could you call me again in an hour?"
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08-07-2003, 03:35 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Can I get back to you on this one? I've got a meeting with my new interns
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
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08-07-2003, 05:54 AM
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Just me.
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08-07-2003, 06:39 AM
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Bastard of Member
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After the executive Knob polisher had done her duty I would have to get serious and Withdrawal the executive order about killing foriegn leaders.
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08-07-2003, 11:49 AM
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The Bob Ucker of pixies
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my 1st order as president.........to offically have naked Sundays in the Oval Office
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08-07-2003, 12:06 PM
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It is quite true Osuche,If the worst were known,Bush could be impeached,tried for war crimes and very well be executed.Another first for a pres who likes to be first for so many things.As President,my first executive order would be to hand true DEMOCRACY back in the hands of the people and expect from them a well informed handling of the process.
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08-07-2003, 12:26 PM
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Then my 2nd executive order I will change the flag of the United States to have only 49 stars, Then have California change theirs to solid red with one yellow star, hammer and sickle. Then I would remove California as a member of the United States, put up security barrier along the entire border. Then go along their coast in international waters and drill it dry.
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08-07-2003, 12:29 PM
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*gulps*
ummmm I would put flavored lube on the approved list for the food plan
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