I saw this on another board and thought it would work here, too.

There were two guys interested in me in the past year but both of them would call and leave a message and mark it "urgent". Once I heard the "urgent" mark, I never called them back. I thought they were a bit too egotistical or needy or both so I disappeared.

Someone I know broke up with a guy because he wore a Speedo to the beach.

Anyone else?

I think I could answer this better if it were 'Stupidest reason you didn't break up when you should have'.

I don't think I ever broke up with someone for a silly reason.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I'm with you on that Aqua

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

I didn't go on a second date once because of flip flops and ugly feet.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Well it's not stupid . The only reason I have ever broken up with someone is because of abuse or not paying their fair share. l'm not their mama and I'm not their punching bag either. Otherwise I don't get involved. Why should I? I'm a big girl with a damn good job.
I don't HAVE to have a man. I have boytoys.

Speedos? He better be on the Olympic swim team is all I gotta say.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I've got to think about this one for awhile. I mean, the reasons weren't stupid to me.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Dont think i've ever done it personally

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I once broke up with a sweet woman because my friend didn't like her.

um....*turns red but continues* because he insisted on calling me his "his little pooh bear" weeks after an unfortunate anal experience.....*runs and hides now*

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Can't say I have ever had a stupid reason for breaking up with anyone.

'Cause he was a sloppy kisser. But it's not right...going through an entire relationship DREADING the moment when they'll want to kiss you.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Well, I haven't had much experience breaking up with anyone, but heres one that a gal used on me.

Had a great thing going and a very active sex life. Then all of a sudden she turned cold and wouldnt answer my calls. Finally I got through to her and she told me she didnt wanna see me no more cause I made her cum too hard/often.

Go figure.

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside , thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW-- What a Ride!

The stupidest hands down was because he was too nice to me.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry. Diane Frolov


How to get an "A"
I Love Guys With Accents
Nurse ~ Patient Story
Yes Sir
An Old Story of Mine
3 Guys & 1 Girl ~ Sounds like fun right
A New Short Story
Punishment Story

Galatea - I think you were amazing to stay that long!!!!!! He sounds like a complete arsehole!

lazaruslong - Now that IS a stupid reason to break up! Some women just don't know when they're on to a good thing.

As for me, I was dumped once and I still don't know the reason why....I have a feeling it was because he wanted to sleep with me, but was nervous about taking my virginity. I guess I'll never know....

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Halitosis. I'm not talking about a little bad breath, either, I'm talking about horrible, full blown chronic dragon breath. It didn't matter how many times a day he brushed, how often he rinsed with listerine, or how many pieces of gum I fed him. It was just awful.

He was very sweet and extremely good looking, but damn...I couldn't handle it.

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It's a BOY!!