"This is dated material. If I log off it'll be gone forever. I have to finish what I'm doing now."

OK, I wrote the lead-in wrong...actually was looking to just get some fun, creative or weird excuses...you don't have to have actually used them.



Geez, I've been trying to fix dsl FOREVER !!! On hold, uninstalling, reinstalling, downloading, changing setups in the computer. Hopefully it won't take TOO MUCH more time.

My back is killing me... It feels best in this position. (in front of comp. of course)

Welll...I don't think he knew I've been on Pixie's and what exactly it is. However, after I almost choked with laughter, (re: "Don't You Just Hate Chain Emails"), he may take a peek. He doesn't intrude on me when I'm on the 'puter and vice versa.