I dreamt about the scary Dr Who statues which come to life when you're not looking at them!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I had a very disturbing dream about my father last night. Not really clear on all of the details but I know when I woke up that I was upset.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I dreamed that this "reality" people have been talking about? It was really just a cabbage.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

How many do you have in the chest at the foot of your bed?

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Don't blink!!

I loved that episode.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

When did Salvadore Dali begin scripting your dreams?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

That'd be something. A cabbage melting onto and out of a bowl of spring shaped rocks as clocks dripping time all over the walls running up and into a windmill powering it backwards, so the birds can fly on one wing whilst pulling up a band with their lips for beaks, etc!!



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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

Last night I dreamed that I was at an ex's place and he wanted to show me a photo on his puter, and he had to run through allll of the pictures of he and allll the girls he'd been with since he and I had broken up.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I dreamed that I was fired from my bodyguard job for letting a crow swoop down and scoop up and eat the GEICO gecko.
He wasn't insured.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I dreamed that I was in a publisher's office and they were reading a manuscript I had written. It was some sort of existential story about a guy who had split personalities and one of them was God.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Last night, I dreamed that I had started smoking, and I loved it. In a different dream I had last night as well, an ex was telling me he had met the love of his life, and he was raving about why he loved her so much, and I was devastated because I was everything she was and I could do everything she did, except for this one little thing she would do, somehow cooking two mushrooms at once...

The night before, I had the weirdest dream!!! I was in a huge fight with GreenChef because he had posted pics of my face on Pixies. We were at some sort of competition (dancing maybe?) and the judges thought he sucked but I defended him to the judges anyway, and then suddenly GreenChef was gone and I was in Led Zeppelin. The band broke up, and we were near some island on which there was a crow being attacked by a crocodile, so we decided we'd throw fireworks onto the island to scare away the croc. So I went to the general store, and when I got there, someone reminded me I was supposed to start work at 12:40, and it was 12:31!!!!! So I left in a hurry, and I was in my parents' car, and suddenly this biker was in the middle of the road in front of me, out of nowhere! So I swerved to avoid him, but doing so, hit two other cars and scratched them all up, and I woke up as I was having to call my parents to tell them I had wrecked their car again...

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Girl, you need to stop eating before bed.

Wow! I'd need a secretary just to get all Neige's dream recorded ... I don't think I had one last night.

i haven't remembered a dream in a long while

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I don't remember too much of last night's dreams - except at one point, I was in an 18-wheeler wearing a Homer Simpson turtleneck...

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.