"After years of failed get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'll get rich with this scheme... and quick!" -Homer

"If I know me, I wouldn't like being kicked in the crotch." -Homer

Girl: "Wow, perfume! That's so sweet."

Chris: "It'll make ya smell like Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that means you'll smell like bourbon and Vicodin."

Hillbilly ATM operator: "Mmm... you smell like the inside of my momma's purse."

Stewie: "Oh, dear. It appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."

still don't understand at least half of what you're saying (silly me - LOL) ..... but oh SOOOO glad you're back!!!

Uncle Silky, if I knew me, I wouldn't like getting kicked in the crotch either. Mama said, kicking the crotch isn't nice, especially at birthday parties.

Your words of wisdom have been missed. I did look all over for them, but they were missing.

Welcome back.

Uncle Silky we have never met.My name is Penny.

Thank you for a much needed smile this morning.

Penny

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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
~~ Chinese Proverb

OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

*THUD*


You are the cherry on the cake of my day!!!!!

I am actually typeless.........can you believe that? But don't go anywhere.....it'll come to me!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Like giving the chicken back his pluck that you should'nt have plucked and skinned in the first place!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Guess we can't all be strangers from Pixies Silky.

A well deserved welcome back to you!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

OMG Silky is back

Now I can read a thread and not understand a bloody thing again!!!
Ohh that is exciting BTW Silky I have ceased fucking Tasmanian Devils LOL into the ring tail possums now

What's more, the Evil Monkey av is back too...must...resist...can't...give in...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

it's what i do, Penny. good meetin ya.

Silky no like change, grumbles. plus, the Tasmanian devil's got it comin. them possums is God's children, ya heartless demon!

futility, scotty. futility, i say! you cannot resist. don't try. Marvin's yer lord and you know it. *freaky hypno-funk music*