osuche...You are beutiful! I dont think you need any plastic surgoens...your perfect as you are.

Thank you, sweetie. Everyone has a "fat" day now and again. ANd I find more recently I have "sag" days also. Depressing but true. <sigh>

Flattery will get you everywhere.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Seeking uninhibited males and females for sexual escapades in all possible permutations that leave us breathless and giggling like children. Leave your baggage at the door--guilt, worry, restraint, possessiveness need not apply. You won't regret it.

If this sounds like you, PM me. Seriously.

Thanks,
Red

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OTP, siempre

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"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Osuche ... those "sag" days are called gravity storms.

They'll pass.

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.

So, Where do I apply?

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........Who wants some? >: |

20 yr old male seeking fun loving, open minded, sexaholics like myself for sex chat, phone, email, messenger, or possible encounters. I'm just looking for some good old fashioned, no guilt, no baggage, no strings attached fun. If this is what you want also, send me a pm, I cant wait to hear from ya

Wanted: someone to get me out of this blame house every now and then....... oh and a tall ,green eyed, redhead ,male ,between 19-30. lol

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

I'm a friend of Aqua.


Ok, maybe it would include "balding, skinny, cunnilingus loving Irish goofball with a spastic pecker with a mind of it's own seeks a woman he can sink his teeth into; for love, laughter, fun and friendship...with my wife's permission of course."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wanted: Intellectual and physical partner seeking loving but not necessarily monogamous relationship. Seeking man who will challenge me but still thinks I'm wonderful. All applications considered.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Wanted: someone who can wrap there legs around me tight enough that when I explode they dont go through the opposite wall.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I think I can handle that.

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~Tainted Love~

That is damn funny! Damn funny indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd write an ad, but, shit, who'd buy this old fool. Sorry, wrote it out loud again.

Wanted:^^^^ A sweet man that needs someone to show them friendship and total exceptance for who they are. Apply anytime.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Wanted, woman who can bring out the best in me and accept a sensitive child-at- heart.
BTW Osuche, you are wonderful Hon, any guy will see that blindfolded.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Wow, what sweet replies.

Wanted: Someone who will accept me as I am, let me love them as much as I can, hold me close to them at night like they won't ever let go, kiss me sweetly in public, whisper sweet nothings to me, hold me in your arms on a porch swing like there's no tomorrow, be my best friend and open about everything, talk completely dirty to me, slip your hand up my skirt at any time, leave me love notes, must be controlling in the bedroom and want to make sweet love to me at all times.

Yeah, so what,,,,,nothing wrong with dreaming.


p.s. I think I have him already.

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~Tainted Love~