I forget the name of the movie,I think it was American Pie, but the apple pie thing looked very interesting.When I dont want to masturbate I make Sadora do it.As for you ladies Why on earth would you ever need to masturbate when there are sooooo many horny eager men,not to mention the fact that 90% of all sex toys are designed for womens pleasure though there are some out there for us guys rubber mouths,and vibrating pocket pussies, but where are our vibrating panties or humming birds for men ,you ladies have all the resources you need as you can see the men are resorting to power tools ,but I hear they work on women as well, attach a dildo to a drill and see what kind of fun you can have.

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It was me,I did it.....
I killed you with buttons and bows....
all those clothes......
while you slept.
Rodger Waters

I've been masturbating here in this small town because there just aren't many single guys around! I don't masturbate as much when I'm in a relationship. Do married/attached guys still masturbate as much as when they're single?

A long time since I've been single but no doubt it's less today than before I was married. Never really totally give up on it, though. Sometimes, it's just really convenient

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If a dove is the bird of peace, is a swallow the bird of love?

Perhaps I spoke too soon.

There just might BE an elusive *G* spot indeed...

it will however, take a little more experimentation to make absolutely SURE that's what it was.

This just in! The elusive G-spot has been spotted heading north. A group of very eager volunteers continue the manhunt, and officials are expecting a glorious conclusion as soon as the spot is found.

is married and masturbates more now then I did when single lol

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if it feels good do i

My ex used to masturbate without me, which didn't really bother me, but why not turn me on and get me to join in? He just could never be bothered to find out what turned me on. That's why he's an ex!

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'Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone you love'

- Woody Allen

I like about masturbation thats its convenient as some people here said and no need to foreplay. I have a beautiful GF and we have a very healthy sex relationship (3 times a week) but I still do it sometimes its just fun.

I once read in the net that it works quite good by drill or cut o hole in a water melon. dont put all of the red stuff out, yust a bit. then u can stick ur dick inside. havent tried yet, but think i ll do one day...

cu f'x

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live ur life as long as u can as long as ur able to groove


Some (privat?) photos:

Our 3-Some-------------------------------- My Blue Toy
Bathing Time
Some of our toys
Body Pix
Tequilla
Shaving
Bubble Butt --> A soapy Ass
Tub-Shave

OMG!!!!!!!!!.........I'm never eating watermelon again....

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

nevermind the watermellon, try strawberries and cream, slowly applied over the required spot and gently massages into the skin. Then ask your partner to hepl clean it of.

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'Our bodied entwined with sweat and heat
you moved with me like a single heart beat'

I have re written most of the following titles and have a few new, yet to be posted, ones.

Drop me a line if your interested in a copy.

Personals - Skinny Dipping - Business Trip - The School Girl - The Dream - Lovers - The Book Salesman - Coach Trip - French Maid - The Woods - Office Meeting - Airport - Welcome Home - Massage - Sprung - Erotic Poetry - No Begining No End - Text Messages -

erotic51

ok, a male mate once told me about what he called a "posh wank"

basically, you wet two sponges and place them on a toilet seat, one on top of the other, then thrust your dick into them. it is meant to feel like a good screw, and all the evidence is flushed away into the toilet

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quoting intelligent people in your signature does not make you intelligent

There is a saying - attributed to various Middle Eastern countries (no doubt unjustly)- which goes something like "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstasy." Sorry I can't vouch for this as I seem to have got hung up on the first step.

My wife bought me a Pirates Cove from Tasteful Treasures. It has ribs and it is real tight.

It works great when she is not home.