TY Oldfart!!! I did a speech on courophobia last semester at school. Played sound clips of Pennywise, from It, and songs from Insane Clown Posse (nasty nasty stuff).

I need one of those t-shirts!

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Crowds... I don't know why but I freak out if I am surrounded by people I don't know I start to flip out and yell at people to get the f**k away from me... *sigh* yeah I am that crazy person....

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yum

Nothing that hasn't been mentioned already but ...

Clowns (creepy, evil bastards) and spiders (I literally have nightmares about them)

I do, however, feel a little better knowing that the clown thing is common. I thought I was the only one.

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Is it just me or does anyone else fear Tyra Bank's navel?
..We get about 8-12 Victoria's Secret catalogs a week and her navel is every where it is so deep and cavernous I am petrified just turning the pages I mean this is the stuff of Stephen King novels.....

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snakes anything but snakes

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if it feels good do i

2-4-tea clowns and snakes both pure evil only good clown/snake is a dead clown/snake.


My worst nightmare...................a snake handling clown!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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Clowns, Spiders and......Dark Black Bodies of Water. *shudder*

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south---The only time to fear Tyra Banks navel,is when it's not
deep enough to stick your tongue or dick into! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish...that is the scary part...you don't know what might be lurking in that thing! I have seen horrible things crawl out of deep dark holes...I mean it is not like there is any warm pink inside to that thing, it is just like a dark endless abyss... Sure she is pretty but there in lies the danger! You go to give that thing a kiss and next thing there are people putting your face on milkcartons and light poles.

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Either I or Cheyanne not living long enough to enjoy our life together, and still be phisicaly able to enjoy it , after the kids have all moved away from home. My plans of that future with her is what keeps me going every day. I REALLY hope we make it there.

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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Not afraid of clowns....I just don't like them (ok hate is getting a bit closer).

I am really scared of large open spaces....like large fields or the plains states . But yet I want to own and operate a small farm and yet I freak out in open spaces? LOL. I know I'm probably nuts but hey.

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never take life seriously or you will never get out of it alive.

You can't fool me because I'm a moron.

thanks for the visual lil the clown snake handler all I need in my nightmares lol I will be holding my teddybear tonight

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Hmmmmmmmmm... seems like I'm alone in my fear.... SILVERFISH!!!!!!!... Yep, those tiny creepy squirmy bugs you find on the bathroom floor after dark... *shudder*

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Anything creepy crawly does it for me.

I probably sound very weird with this, but I cannot stand using multi-user bars of soap...I've seen way too many yucky ones with hairs stuck to them and stuff, which I equate with being dirty (not the point of soap after all)...so I make sure I've got my own when traveling or whatever.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

BCG~ 2 words..............liquid soap

I am with you on that............. groady germy scummy soap yuck!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas