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I've come across this precious little saying.... I thought I might share it with everyone...
Armani Which Art in Neimans Hallowed be thy Shoes Thy Prada come thy shopping done on Rodeo as it is in Paris. Give us this day, our Visa Gold and forgive us our balance. As we forgive those who charge interest. Lead us not into Penneys and deliever us from Sears. For thine is the Chanel, the Gautier, and the Versace. For Dolce and Gabbana.. Amex


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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

*wonderin if I shoulda shared in a different thread... *

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Nah... this thread is pretty much an "all purpose thread"... only thing is that my shopping is done with the oversight of Levi and Strauss... and the occasional dip down into Hanes

And, as far as I can tell, Sears is the one to worship (they have all the cool hand tools )....

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

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PIXIES "ONE MILLION THREAD END CALCULATOR
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start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 10/9/03 12:43 AM
reply count: 16,145

still needed: 983855 replies
elapsed time: 152 days 2 hours 44 minutes

reply rate: 106.1 replies/day
OR 4.42 replies/hour
OR 0.074 replies/minute

time to goal: 13,348,252 minutes
OR 222,471 hours
OR 9,270 days
OR 25.4 years

est. achievement date: 2/23/29 3:35 PM

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

progress in this thread as of late....


estimated achievement dates at other times

reply time - estimated end date

7/27/03 11:00 PM - 10/5/22 6:44 AM
7/30/03 11:13 PM - 10/9/22 9:04 PM
8/4/03 1:13 PM - 11/26/22 8:04 AM
8/10/03 10:50 PM - 9/23/22 11:12 AM
8/12/03 10:09 PM - 11/4/22 4:10 PM
8/16/03 1:10 AM - 1/22/23 1:22 PM
8/22/03 10:08 PM - 12/6/23 9:26 AM
9/16/03 11:32 PM - 9/20/26 8:05 AM
9/26/03 4:17 PM - 10/7/27 4:24 AM
10/9/03 12:43 AM - 2/23/29 3:35 PM

looks like we've slipped about 6 or 7 years before this is over

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

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g'nigh all...

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

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Thanks for the update, MilkToast - I had a feeling we were slowing down!

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I try to post a lot but it's discouraging when the dude who started this thread never posts!

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Let's hunt him down!

considering that his last post was in this thread (05-29-2003 09:27 PM) I would say that his nickname does, indeed, aply... he's lost in Texas somewhere... for all the fuss he started this thread with he sure did drop out of it in a mighty quick hurry!

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

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OK... I need to go now... or getting up for work tomorrow is going to be a bitch

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

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crap... I really need to go, but then I went back to the orignal page of this thread a found Lixy's post at #17 and forgot where it was that I was headed....

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White